Kairi's journal

angels_kairi @ 2006-02-10T11:24:00

2006-02-10T16:26:20Z

He's my pet! isnt he cute!! -smiles and glomps it.-

....i dont have a title...i dont care...who the fuck would read this???...-cough- seven-cough-

2005-06-20T23:23:00Z

la la la ....oh hi...ummm....i wuznt singing!!!-hides head in a bag- and im not kiari..i am....damnit seven you fucking hoebag! see what you have done to me....but anyway..umm.....-sits there in a daze for a moment then ducks as remote comes flying at her-
Seven- Sakura!! wake up!!
kairi- I told you not to call me sakura on this jornal you dumbazz!
Seven- WELL IF YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME WHERE THE MOTHER FUCKIN COOKIES WERE I WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO RAID THE WHOLE FUCKIN HOUSE!!!
kairi- I know you didnt go in my room...
Seven- *sweat drop* heh. HEY THERES THOSE FUCKIN COOKIES SEE YA L8TER!! *runs off*
kairi- ....yeah i hope that kid with the pink duck costume rapes your sorry ass to....-stares at the random people reading this- what the fuck are you staring at!! god! there nothing to see here.....is there...whatever..
seven- OMG KAIRI!!! THESE MOFO COOKIES HAVE FUCKING DUCKY GO PINK DUCKS ON THEM!!!
kairi- ....thats interesting....wonder how that happened
ducky go pink kid- geee maybe i "accidentaly" glued them on there....who knows....
Seven - "ACCIDENTLY" MY FUCKIN ASS!!!! YOU WANT TO KILL ME WITH YOUR FUCKIN PINK FEATHERS!!!! *looks down at a cookie* OMFG IT SAYS "I WILL RAPE AND KILL YOU"!!!!! *screams and stomps on all the cookies running off into the distance* IM NEVER EATING COOKIES AGAIN!!!
kairi- Thats one way to keep her on her diet....
Seven- Its the cookie man!!! -chases him-
kairi- but than again somethings never change...and it is Seven were talking about here...blonde Seven...well while shes chaseing that cookie man...wait...is there even such fucking thing as the fucking cookie man?...
whatever....there all the same....but...the cookie man?...ah well...thanks for reading this.....random...and....yeah...bye.....cookie man?

by seven and kairi...randomness!! woo!

I cant think of a story sooo....some random thing me and some people made up during summer school

2005-06-06T18:12:17Z

A long time ago in a galaxy far away, Bounty hunters were killing people.
Country hicks were losing their minds over bounty hunters killing people.
Dead people rose up and killed both the counrty people and the hicks.
Except Eric, he got lost and did not get killed.
Flying pigs abducted many dead people and ate them for midnight snacks
Gorillas ate the pigs and went to hell.
Hector wasthe name of who the gorrilas worshiped.
Invader Zim took over the world and went back to the Urken planet.
Jason was hectors brother.
Kangarilla ruled earth.
Lying to Hector, Jason stole his spaceship.
Many fights broke out and now the universe is over.
Nobady's alive on the universe.
Only the Kangarilla survived on the spaceship he stole with Jason.
Persueing to find another planet to repopulate, Jason and Kangarilla made Jangarillas.
Questing to save thier bachelor hood, they dropped off the Jangarillas at Grandmarilla's to go party.
Rats that had eaten Grandmarilla had to take care of the Jangarillas.
Soon Jason abd the Kangarilla found out the rats had stolen thier Jangarillas.
Turles abducted the Jangarillas and ahe rats and took them to pluto.
Uncle Urilla came to save the Jangarillas and take them home to Saturn.
Vindictive Monorilla came and hated Kangarilla and slaughtered the little Jangarillas.
Where the gorillas all gorillas?
X-Planet got nuked by gorrilas.
Yet the end is not the beginning.
Z is the last letter in the alphabet...ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz......
The End

Torture of Seven

2005-06-04T23:03:50Z

>Sing to the tune of K-9 Advantix commercial<
*Five minutes earlier Kairi pays a 3 year old a quarter to dress up as a pink duck and torture Kalahnie*
*Duck enters the loonie bin*
Nurse : Kalahnie you have a visitor.
*duck stares at Kalahnie with bright pink cutzie eyes as the nurse leaves*
Duck: Hello Kalahnie, do de do
Hello Kimmy, do de do
Kalahnie : OH MY FUCKIN GOD IT KNOWS MY DAMN NAME
*Kalahnie starts hitting her head against the soft padded walls as the kid looks at his "wing" for his next lines*
Duck : I'm now pink, do de do, and their not do de do
Kalahnie : OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S A FUCKING PINK DUCK!!!
*Duck starts to dance*
Duck : Thanks for giving me do de do A new home do de do
*Kalahnie starts to try to knock herself out by hitting her head against the chair in the corner*
Kalahnie : YOUR NOT FUCKING LIVING WITH ME!!!!
*Duck takes a step closer to Kalahnie as she screams in "horror"*
Duck : My name is now do de do Ducky Go Pink do de do
Kalahnie : WHO THE FUCK NAMED YOU?!?!
*Mean while Kairi is seen sitting looking through the clear window laughing on the floor*
*The duck takes another step twords Kalahnie making her fall onto the floor screaming*
Duck : Swimming, flying, and fishing do de do
Kalahnie : DUCKS DONT FUCKING FLY!!!!!
Duck : I may be scaring, but I'm flying do de do
*Duck dances twords Kalahnie as she screams louder*
Kalahnie : WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!?! DUCKS DONT FUCKING FLY!!!!
*Duck is about 3 inches away from Kalahnies face*
Kalahnie : OH MY FUCKING GOD MATT HELP MY FIRST KISS IS GONNA BE STOLEN BY A FUCKING DUCK WHO THINKS IT CAN FLY!!!!
Duck : Cant wait to show you do de do all my new tricks do de do
Kalahnie : OH MY FUCKING GOD IT BURNS THE FLESH WHO THE HELL TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SING!!!! I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT TRICKS YOU LEARNED!!!! HELP ME!!!!!
Duck : Thanks again for naming me Ducky Go Pink do de do
*Duck bows and starts to walk out*
Kalahnie : OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT KIND OF GAY NAME IS DUCKY GO FUCKING PINK!!!
*Duck turns around and stares at Kalahnie as Kairi is laughing her ass off watching the show*
Duck : What did you say....
Kalahnie : OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA RAPE ME!!!! I HATE FUCKING DUCKS!!!!
*Kairi starts speaking through a mike to talk to the boy*
Kairi : Okay now walk out slowly and leave her alone...
*Duck starts screaming towards Kalahnie*
Duck : YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LITTLE BITCH!!! THIS ISNT WORTH A FUCKING QUARTER!!! I NOW SEE WHY THE HELL YOU ARE IN THIS FUCKING PLACE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE!!!!
*Kalahnie starts to cry*
Kalahnie : I HATE FUCKING DUCKS!!!! I'M WORTH EVERY BIT OF THE FUCKING QUARTOR NO MORE!!! I MEAN NO LESS!!!! SACURITY!!! GET THIS FUCKING DUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE!!!!!
*The boy changes out of his costume stuffing it into his backpack as sacurity enters the room*
Boy : Okay Kalahnie I hope you get better soon
*Boy walks out of the room*
Kalahnie : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOUR LETTING THE FUCKING DUCK GET AWAY !!!!
Nurse : Kalahnie how about we go back to night night land?
*Nurse walks towards Kalahnie with a big ass shot injecting her with it*
Kalahnie : NO YOU SON OF A BITCH STOP THAT FUCKING DUCKY GO PINK SHIT HEAD!!!!
*Nurse walks out as Kalahnie lays down on the floor*
*A pink duck appears in the viewing window and waves*
Duck : Hope you stay in here for ever you bitch!!
*Kalahnie sits up and starts to scream as the duck disappears*
Kalahnie : YOU HOEBAG BITCHES LOOK THERE THE FUCKING THING GOES!!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PEOPLE ARE YOU. TRY TO FUCKING PROTECT MY ASS WELL YOUR NO GOOD AT IT YOU BITCHES AND HOES!!!!!! I SWARE ITS AFTER ME!!!!!
*Kalahnie falls over screaming*
Kalahnie : STOP THE...PINK...DUCK...
*Kalahnie falls asleep screaming in her dream as she is bieng chased by a fucking pink duck with a huge sluge hammer*
Kalahnie : SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU BITCHES!!!!

THIS STORY IS TRUE!!! Both Kalahnie and I went through this, and i hope you enjoyed it! -waves-

first chapter of The Other Side Of The Mirror

2005-06-04T19:46:21Z

This is my first fanfic. My name is Kairi. I decided to make my first fanfic of CCS different than most. But I know a few others have had fun and made Sakura a vampire as well! ^^: Sakura is 17 and Li is 19. I decided to write this story as first person so I hope you like. I’m open to all kinds of comments and flames. I also have a disclaimer cause I do not own CCS. I hope you enjoy now here’s my story.

I feel like I’m trapped in darkness that just consumes my entire body. I have nowhere to run and no one to run to so I’m all alone. My emotions are all mashed and bottled up so that no one can reach them, because I don’t want to be me anymore. I want to be someone with Feelings and a beating heart. I don’t want to be this blood thirty fiend who awakens during the night and feeds off the innocent and kills everyone in sight. I live on the top floor in an apartment building in the city of Memphis where everything just seems so normal, but if you took a closer look you would find things that usually only belong in fairytales. And just so is my luck, I happen to be one. During the day I am a nice kind and caring person. But at night she comes out, and I can’t control myself anymore. My long honey brown hair covers my eyes constantly, which is usually a problem, but I don’t mind. My eyes are the color of the sea after a storm. I slowly stare into my mirror and look myself over. But what I’m staring at is a completely different person. She slowly smiled and I found myself smiling back. Her eyes looked down then looked back up and she lunged toward the mirror and she soon disappeared. I grabbed my stomach quickly and leaned forward coughing lightly. It felt as though she was ripping me open form the inside out. My blood was pulsing through my veins, which made the room spin around me. I closed my eyes and gasped for airs once again hoping to gain back some of my strength that I was quickly losing. I pulled the carpet up and coughed again. I couldn’t let her out… I couldn’t let her win. But soon my vision blurred and the world around me grew black.
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I slowly stood up and smirked, as I looked myself over. I had changed since I had last been out. I pushed my Hair from my face and looked at what I was wearing. A nice white shirt and some tight black jeans, I smirked and turned around slightly letting my hair twirl behind me. I slowly walked into the living room and found myself staring into the deep brown eyes of a black cat. I smiled and slowly walked toward the cat. I lightly placed my hand on the cat’s head and stopped dead. I could just feel the blood pulsing through this creature in front of me and it was making me hungry. Its blood was fresh and still young, perfect for feasting on. I slowly leaned forward and slightly opened my mouth now showing my fangs. I slowly moved forward the pulse of the cat’s blood getting stronger, but as soon as I got close enough to bite my head erupted into a splitting pain. Someone in the back of my head was yelling at me telling me not to touch the cat in front of me. I cursed lightly and slowly stood up quickly walking out of the apartment. My mind was now set on feeding, and I knew just where I had to go to get the perfect morsel to snack on. I slowly walked into the club located in the downtown portion of my city, which was the hottest spot yet. The Midnight Cravers is what it’s called and boy was I craving some food to eat. I slowly walked into the club and smiled slightly. I could feel the blood of all the people pulsing rapidly due to their dancing and joking around. I slowly glanced through the crowd when I saw him. He was on the stage, the lead singer of the band that was up there. And we seemed to have noticed each other at the same time because he had stopped singing. I quickly looked away and found everyone staring at me. Was it really that strange to see me here? Was it because my other side happened to be the goody two shoes that seems too nice to actually do something like that. I slowly walked through the crowd and went right up to the first person who saw me and smiled gently as I leaned onto the stage.
‘’Listen sweaty, Mind doing me a favor and playing some nice head banging type of music? Thanks.’’ I smiled slightly as I walked to the center of the floor. The first person who danced with me was going to be my midnight snack.
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I slowly woke up with my head spinning. I quickly closed my eyes trying to remember what it was that I did last night but I couldn’t. Something or someone was preventing me from doing so because when I tried it only made my headache worse. I slowly got up and put on a nice white tank top with a nice rose design on it and a short black skirt with stockings. Like everyday I put my bagel in the toaster and turned on the TV to watch the news. But what I saw told me that somehow my normal daily life was about to change.
Well that’s it for this chapter I hope you guys like! And like I said before… please send me any comments or flares. And depending on the results I might continue the story. Check up on you later. Bye!